alegbra:

DO YOU EVER GET THAT WEIRD ITCHING SENSATION IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT AND YOUR EARS AND THERE’S NO WAY TO GET RID OF IT AND YOU WONDER WHAT YOU DID TO DESERVE SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE

(via microvvaving)

rapewhistled:

swearimnotthedevil:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

missphanosaur18:

rapewhistled:

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder

*claps loudly and sobs*

I think about this all the time

I never thought of this

me neither

(via words-are-only--words)

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

(via words-are-only--words)